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How Common Is Your Birthday?

Dan — Wed, 16 May 2012 17:29:16 +0000

How common is your birthday? Using data collected since 1973 to determine how likely it is that you were born on a certain date on the calendar. My own birthday is pretty much right in the middle… yours?

Essay Typer

Dan — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 00:08:03 +0000

Essay Typer. Enter a subject for your essay, and then keep on typing. Homework is so easy!

Fuck You, Broccoli

Dan — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 20:21:03 +0000

Fuck You, Broccoli. A discussion of the more revolting vegetables.

Kick Ass

Dan — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 19:53:49 +0000

Kick Ass. Click the green button, or drag it into your bookmarks bar to Kick Ass on other sites (including this one). Use your arrow keys to steer, space bar to shoot. You’ll figure it out.

8 Bit Google Maps

Dan — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 18:19:19 +0000

8 Bit Google Maps. I love Google, for lots of reasons, but they’ve outdone themselves with this one.

Least Helpful

Dan — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 01:51:51 +0000

Least Helpful. A summary of terrible internet reviews. The “gay panic” section is particularly notable.

Literally Unbelievable

Dan — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 01:41:39 +0000

Literally Unbelievable. Ignorant (and therefore hilarious) responses to fake news stories published by the Onion.

Where The Fuck Should I Go For Drinks

Dan — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:09:54 +0000

Where The Fuck Should I Go For Drinks? In case you find yourself feeling both thirsty and profane while in an unfamiliar neighbourhood.

Aherk

Dan — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 20:40:38 +0000

Aherk! Need to get something done? Upload an embarrassing or incriminating photo, then give yourself a deadline – if you’re not done in time, Aherk posts the photo to your Facebook. My own goal is to post here three times between now and New Year’s… perhaps you’d like to keep an eye on the Facebook page to see what happens?

Body Surface Area Calculator

Dan — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:04:49 +0000

Body Surface Area Calculator. A scientific tool that imagines that you’re all smoothed out like a pancake. My body surface area is 2.3 metres squared. Yours?