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Archive for the Other Weird Crap Category

World Wide Internet TV. Personally, I find that two to four stretch in the afternoon absolute death for good television where I am… fortunately, I can check out what’s on in dozens of other countries instead. No more Bold and the Beautiful!

Spamusement. Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines. Inspired.

Doh, the Humanity! A sort of bloopers reel for this here cyberweb, if you will. Submit your own!

365 Days. One MP3 a day… for one year. Music sure can be strange.

The Writings on the Stall. “An online repository of writings found on restroom walls.” We’ve all been there, haven’t we?

Ways to Spell Viagra. Can you guess how many ways one can spell everyone’s most favorite e-mail spam product?

Totally Sidetalkin’. Inspired by 2003′s favorite bomb of a gaming system, the Nokia N-Gage. Submit your own side-talkin’ pictures, too.

Group Hug. An online confessional. What do you have to own up to?

The Worst Hallowe’en Costumes of All Time. Anything with that plastic mask sucks, no matter what it’s supposed to be.

3rd Annual Nigerian E-mail Conference. “Like most Nigerians, you’re probably finding that it’s increasingly difficult to earn a decent living from email. That’s why you need to attend the 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference.”

Used Amusement Park Rides. Instead of worrying about mowing the lawn, I think I’m gonna set up the Matterhorn in my backyard this summer.

The Credit Card Prank. If you’re involved with any sort of cash register work, you’ve probably heard from your boss how important it is to verify signatures on credit card purchases. I’m sure any one of us would have picked up on this. Right? Anybody?

The Power of Shift. Answers questions like “what happens if I press both shift keys?” and “why are the shift keys bigger than the other keys?”. This should probably be forwarded to your grandmother.

Jolene’s Trailer Park. Jolene Sugarbaker takes us on a visual tour of trailer park themes and concepts, including the very popular outdoor decorating circuit. Pink flamingos, bathtub Marys and swan planters never looked so brilliant.

Dr. Kraw Says. That bit about self pollution really hits home.