The Power of Shift. Answers questions like “what happens if I press both shift keys?” and “why are the shift keys bigger than the other keys?”. This should probably be forwarded to your grandmother.

The Power of Shift. Answers questions like “what happens if I press both shift keys?” and “why are the shift keys bigger than the other keys?”. This should probably be forwarded to your grandmother.
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Funny Stuff
hi i see dead people. o o its magic i knooOOOooOOow
oops i used the shift key DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!! im so scared. run away! wowzwere im really bored ya know? hey spread this around ib stands for im bored its like lol get it? just spread it around cuz i told u to. and isb is im so bored. isbtu im so boreder than u. soon it will take over the world. MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAH MUAHAGHAHAHAHAHHAHA -hack- -hack- cough- dying choking……………………………………….a little leprechaun told me to burn my house down. i did. it was hot in there. im missing a leg now. but o well. hey this shift key thing its sposed to make me not bored. well u know wat im not bored cuz im making this cool comment. wowzers. zowie. scary. gay.
Well I thought I was bored, but i realise i can’t be as bored as the person who created a webpage on the shift button!
BOREDOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh the PAIN OF USING THE SHIFT KEY! OH NO~ ! MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!!IT”S>>>>>>EXPLODING!!!
no, as you can tell, i’m REALLY REALLY BORED!
(yeah)
you like that?
email me if ur bored, karen.
erm…………..oh im typing rite. let me ask u…y? if it aint broke dont touch it! just a little advice from my shrink. got 2 go have my depressing medicine now so bye d bye xxx
I laughed my ass off. I liked the one about the shift key looking like “hif”. classic
Have you people here got nothing better to do? Go to my website and go to my guestbook and post there if you want to tell me a reply to this!
Wow.. Never knew you could do so much with the Shift key. I just use caps lock sometimes… It’s easier… I though I was the only one who was psycho… Turns out. I’m not alone… Why does bordom turn people psycho? -tilts head to side; questioning-
Hey I was bored and found this page through google, its not helping me be not bored anymore, this site is fuckin stupid it made me even more bored…l8er ppl.
that is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life..big ups to the creater
Tooo funny. Even more so when my husband started asking if any of it was actually true; he’s never used the shift key… now he’s afraid to burn out our screen!
Wut the hell is this madness…seriously, damn this can scare lil kids to use the comp.lol neways..ima bored…nd im out..PeAce
how tottaly lame. I’m still bored!!!
LalalalalalalaHahahahahahahahooooohoooohooo
you people are weirddddddd………. >>–(o_0)->
Doobie doobie doo… I’m writing a story over the shift key and I was wondering, should I make the shift key into a super hero like superman??? Yes? No? Hotdog? Maybe? Okay! I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts, dedaleedee, there they r a standing in a row, big ones small ones, some as big as your head! You can call ur mama right now and tell her you met a thug! Cause I got the magic stick! Has anyone noticed how rich Puffy is? I mean, DAM! Puffy is RICH! But I ain’t… goin nowhere… i ain’t… goin nowhere… i can’t be stopped now… cause it’s bad boy for life. The toxicity of our city. Muhaa! I’m from Tulsa, OK and I can’t do math. As a matter of fact, I don’t know anyone who can do math! And I’m Dutch! Isn’t that weird??? DaM I lOvE tHe ShIfT KeY. It rox! HAHA! I came to win, battle me, that’s a sin. Get up, stand up, come on put ur hands up, if you got the fealin, jump up to the ceiling. Dream of Californiacation. I’m your neighborhood pusher now. I knew this kid named Max who used to get fat stacks out on the corner with drugs. Kill your elected official today. 4,000 kids are murdered by their parents each year.
erm….. ok…… wel, u need a life…….
lol
wot a load of crap!
n i thout i was bored…………….
e mail me if u wanna tlk 2 sum1 wiv a life……
what the fuck?
I LOVE THe SHIFT KEY COM E ON BABY HORNY baBY TURN ME ON anD DRIVE ME \crazy11347
im fuckin bored while readin about bein bored, it is just boring listening & READING ABOUT U BORES. BY THE WAY FUCK OFF U BORING FUCKS!
omg this is site is so….boring!well c u and oh yeah hello 2 all u waiuku ppl in nz!
dont be bored!!! rub a citrus fruit into ur face an scream with joy…it beats staring at a screen blankly and its slightly productive if u think about it…wait thats if u want to ahhhh forget it make it up urselves!!
dont be bored!!! rub a citrus fruit into ur face an scream with joy…it beats staring at a screen blankly and its slightly productive if u think about it…wait thats if u want to ahhhh forget it make it up urselves!!
zzz im so fukin bored i cod jus fukin die and not no it zzz
this is sooo boring i want jam on toast NOW!!!
wtf is this… u people really need to find a life… the sad thing is im accually bored enough to and a comment.. i gueese that makes me no better then you but whatever.. this is so gay…. i mean like wat the frick is up with this shizzat.. like seriously… haha im just killing time cause class is bunk
i luv ppl who r crazy u remind me of myself !! n/e way don’t know much about the shift key time to experiment lol j/k!! n/e wayz peace
Im bored with the internet and life in general.. I sit here at my computer staring at the screen because I don’t know where to go. The world is at my fingertips and yet I just sit here because I can’t think of one thing that I would like to do on the internet. Same is with life. I sit here wanting something new and interesting but nothing ever happens. Im so bored. Ive done everything the internet has to offer. You name it and I’ve seen it, done it or been a part of it on the internet. Its all boring to me now so now i have nothing to look forward to when i get on my computer. it really sucks..
hahaha im bored
bordem
hahaha u lot are all cook suckers