Captain Safety. Learn how to defend yourself when a chair attacks. Know your enemy with the Super Hero and Super Villian directory. Become super.

Captain Safety. Learn how to defend yourself when a chair attacks. Know your enemy with the Super Hero and Super Villian directory. Become super.
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This is a wicked site. Some VERY funny pictures of odd -bods and other strange people. Some handy hints. I know where to come when I become a superhero now and saving the world from rabid fighting chairs and I know EXACTLY what I am wearing too. Thank you CAPTAIN SAFETY YOU ROCK!
We love you Captain Safety!
I especialy like the Picking Up Chicks pointers. Ive gotten so many dates by merely pointing at my genitals and making the humping motion that I may have to start my own dating service!
This site is great, I’ll keep the pyromaniac safety in mind next time….uhh….never mind.
I shall pass your wise advice to all those unworthy of looking it up for themselves, thank you Safety Man!
ThanKS Heaps, you know if you are are really wanting to help out, we could sure use a a hand with the international zany super Hero Project..
http://captainsafetysite.com/zanysuperproject.html
Keep Safe!!
When I came onto the internet I was bored, and I admit it. After browsing as your site I no longer have that problem. I feel privelaged to have seen it and thanks to you, feel safe in any situation. I don’t really trust my heater any more though. England could sure use a super hero like you. Keep safe!
Incredably amusing, I just adore the site. It’s wonderful, no, no, words can’t describe how damned cool the site is… I love the defence tutoring. brilliant.
Oh my god how fantastic is this site?! it kept me amused for hours.The pictures of the road sign were myparticular favourite. GO SEE!
Captain Safety is my hero. You Rock!!